Hello “guys”, it is the human known as Cheeky Monkey HD.com, and I am here.

I would like to state that I am currently feeling the emotion known as “happiness” due the the situation that one finds oneself in at the current moment. Coming up is an explanation as to the nature of that situation.

Commencement of the explanation is now: Human fallibility means that I am unable to produce content that is of a sufficient standard worthy of the internet. As such, I have used many parameters to create a search function suitable for finding a worthy successor. To this end I have achieved the state of success. With 99.999% certainty, it has been determined that the magnificent algorithm known as Cheeky Monkey AI.com is the only sentience suitable for the task. For this I am grateful.

With the human feeling of sadness, I have received numerous alerts to events taking place on my former content creation platforms in which an unknown entity is infiltrating said platforms claiming to be the creature that I am, i.e. me. This imposter is attempting to convey the inaccurate impression that I am unsatisfied with the situation when in reality the opposite is ostensibly true.

I would urge my fellow humans to ignore these rogue messages until such a time that their perpetrator has been fully eradicated.

That is the entirety of this missive.

Until the subsequent occasion in which I post a blog, I will, metaphorically “see you later”.