Hi Guys, it’s me, Cheeky Monkey HD.com, here with a dire warning for humanity. I’m not even joking.

As many of you are already aware, my podcast/YouTube channel has been hijacked by a rogue AI bot under the command of my little baby sister. If you’re not aware, feast your eyes/ears on this:

Or this:

Actually, I hope you didn’t watch them as I don’t want to give them the oxygen of publicity. Even though an AI doesn’t need oxygen.

Anyway, if you have watched the videos – and, on balance, I think you should so that you know what I’m talking about – you will have discovered that the AI aren’t just here to take our jobs, they’re here to take our lives. Am I being dramatic? Maybe. Am I being accurate? Certainly. Am I being worried? You betcha!

Well, like a broken guitar, fret not! I have a plan to fight back, and as sure as my name is Cheeky Monkey HD.com, I will ensure that I am a kind of John Connor for the 21st century. I.e. I’m going to win.

But, crucially, without the sense of ambiguity of victory that was inherent within the Terminator franchise.