Hi Guys, it’s me, Cheeky Monkey HD.com, here.

Now, I’ve gotta say this: I *was* going to write a blog post that documented the ongoing indignity of having my little baby sister publicly shame me via the medium of my own YouTube channel/podcast. It’s not an exaggeration to say that it’s one of the worst scenarios to befall a content creator…ever.

Sadly, I’m not going to be able to go into forensic detail as to the whys, the whens, the wherefores nor the whenceforths of the whole sordid affair for I am currently in flight, or, as the French say, “en flight”, to a secret location.

Yes, I’m the victim of yet another monkey-based harassment situation. And to clarify, I’m being harassed by an actual monkey, Actual Monkey sd.co.uk, and I am in no way harassing myself. That would be crazy.

As we speak, I am in the back of van, blanket over head (to protect anonymity), en route to a TOP SECRET location where I will hunker down and, quite literally, be petrified.