Hi Guys, it’s me, Cheeky Monkey HD.com, here and you join the action just as Cheeky Cat 1080p, Daft Dog 4K UHD and myself are gathered around CC1080p’s food bowl/transdimensional portal.  We decided to stay a safe distance away, but, since we don’t know what that would be (having never previously dealt with a gateway…

I reckon I’m going to get into big trouble with the boss for this, but I think everyone forgot about me.  Me being Jose. I am Jose and I am some kind of assistant to Mr Monkey HD.com.  He’s never told me my exact job title cos he said that “keeping me on my toes”…

Hello everyone, My name is Emma, and I am, unfortunately, that idiot’s brother (as discussed in the previous chapter).  What he seems to have conveniently forgotten is that although we work in a company named after him, I am the CEO of said company, and so get final sign-off for whatever is written in this…

Hi Guys, it’s me, Cheeky Monkey HD.com, here, and welcome to the second chapter of my very first light novel. You’re very welcome to sit down, take a *chill pill* and slip deep, deep down to luxuriously relax amongst my viscous words. (An experience something akin to taking a bath in textual treacle). I personally…

Hi Guys, it’s me, Cheeky Monkey HD.com, here, and I’m welcoming you to the very first chapter of my very first light novel! Woohoo! Some of you less cool, non-millennial readers might be asking: “Cheeky Monkey HD.com, what exactly is a light novel?”  Well, you *squares*, don’t panic because this is one and it’s about…