Shut up moaning, I’m back. Yes, the second episode of my world-class comic strip is here on this absolutely awful web-site run by a complete cretin.  I bet you’ve already read it by now because it’s so, so good.  You sicken me. Always your superior, Actual Monkey sd.co.uk Read the first one of these if…

Right, Bozos, pay attention. I do not endorse the work of “Cheeky Monkey blah blah blah” in any way, and I consider him to be the ultimate imbecile. Yet, here I am, cyber- squatting on his pathetic website. “Why is that?” I hear you smugly ask. This is why: 1. I want to humiliate him…