Hi Guys, it’s me, Cheeky Monkey HD.com, here with a devastatingly exciting announcement: I’ve written a book! And not just one of the easy books: I’ve written a poetry book!
Don’t groan, guys – please don’t groan!! This is the poetry book for the people who think ‘ugh, I don’t want a poetry book’, so if you’re thinking ‘ugh, I don’t want a poetry book’ then this is almost certainly for you. As a, self described, massive intellectual, it is my legal and moral duty to spread the word(s) that is/are poems throughout the land/world. Despite the populace literally hating the concept, I have ploughed on regardless, just like a plough in a field that is full of rocks. However, unlike that very plough, I remain unbroken. Rather than just present just poems, I have also provided explanations for what the poems means. It’s literally the missing link in the evolutionary tree that is literature. If you ask me, then it’s quite possibly the best book ever written.
But don’t just take my word for it, have a read of the official book blurb1:
Poems suck, right?
Wrong.
Well, frankly, some poems do suck, and I suspect that this isn’t helping in the public perception of poetry as a whole. That’s kinda beside the point, though. The main reason that people think poems are rubbish is, quite simply, that they don’t understand them.
Enter Cheeky Monkey HD.com. The renowned Youtuber, author, cartoonist, podcaster, brother, pet-owner and nice guy, is also a poet. Actually rather a good poet. What makes his incredible talent for poetry even more tantalising is his phenomenal ability to explain poetry.
Poems and Explanations is, as you might imagine from the title – and what has been said previously in this blurb – a book of poems that also has explanations about them. The concept really is ‘easy to grasp’.
Isn’t it time that you thought ‘actually poems don’t suck’? Then buy this book.
What some other people have said about Poems and Explanations:
“As a dog I can’t really tell whether it’s good or not, but he told me it was good so it must be” – Daft Dog 4KUHD
“Mow!” – Cheeky Cat 1080p
“If it shuts you up for a bit then we’ll publish it.” – Emma Matreez, CEO CMHD Publishing
Poems and Explanations is available to buy NOW in paperback and Kindle formats, here.
1. For full disclosure, I also wrote the book blurb.
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