I am Stone

Hi Guys, it’s me, Cheeky Monkey HD.com, here.

Well, it’s been an absolutely *crazy* week, but I’m happy to say that all signs of my monkey stalker (read here for details) have evaporated like some water on a hot stone. And like hot stone, I’m ready to be placed on the back of someone about to receive a fancy massage. And by that, I mean it’s safe for me to return home.

Guys, I’ve got to say this: I feel totally revitalienergised by the whole experience and will immediately return to making videos and my podcast……NAAAAAAT (NOT)

LOL

Come on, guys, do you really think I’d give up that easily? I’m still waiting for a full and frank apology from Emma for her hurtful and *childish* invasion of my podcast.

It’s in her hands now. Literally.

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