Right, Bozos, pay attention.

I do not endorse the work of “Cheeky Monkey blah blah blah” in any way, and I consider him to be the ultimate imbecile. Yet, here I am, cyber- squatting on his pathetic website. “Why is that?” I hear you smugly ask. This is why:

1. I want to humiliate him by showing how n much better my comic strip is than his.

2. There’s no way I’m paying for hosting.

That’s it. Read the comic.

Always your superior,

Actual Monkey sd.co.uk

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