Cheeky Monkey HD.Com, the expert Pokemon hunter, was, once again, sat in the driver’s seat of his bright yellow jeep, but this was a situation that wasn’t going to last for long.  Why?  Well he was about to get out and expertly hunt a Pokemon.

Indeed, our hero’s exit from his wonderfully gregarious vehicle was so imminent that it had actually happened before the conclusion of the previous paragraph.  His current location is actually on the pavement next to his bright yellow jeep.  Cheeky Monkey HD.Com reached into the pocket of his action-slacks and pulled out the fob that controlled the locks of his jeep. Yes, unlike many traditional cars that used a key, this particular model used a keyless system.  The fob contained a button, which when pressed, sent an electromagnetic signal to a receiver unit contained within the jeep.  It was only on the reception of this signal that the jeep would deem it necessary to lock, or indeed unlock, the locks.  Cheeky Monkey HD.Com, on this occasion, did press the button on the fob causing the lockage of the vehicle’s security system.  A reassuringly audible clunk, accompanied by a momentary flashing of the indicator lamps, happened within a fraction of a second of the button push.  A signal that surely signalled the start, in earnest, of an honest-to-goodness Pokemon hunt.

Cheeky Monkey HD.com looked updwards in the direction of the Palace of Westminster, which contained the clock tower, which contained the bell which is colloquially known as “Big Ben”.  The game was most certainly afoot.

“I got me a Pokemon to catch,” Cheeky Monkey HD.Com said, yet again using the accent of an old-timey Western prospector. “Yeeeee haaaaaaa!”

The game was most certainly afoot.

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