Cheeky Monkey HD.Com was in the process of packing his backpack in preparation for, what was likely to be, an epic journey.  Brian, the Dog-Sheep had managed to lose the Mushroom Cow (despite it being his only job on the island), and it was up to Cheeky Monkey HD.Com to get it/him/her back, as Brian didn’t seem particularly bothered.

His backpack contained all the essentials required for such an adventure.  These were:

1 x Ball of String

1 x Mars Bar

2 x Spare Socks (or 1 x Pair of Spare Socks)

1 x Mobile Phone with Minecraft installed

5 x Battery Chargers for the Mobile Phone

1 x Can of Pop

He was ready.

Cheeky Monkey HD.Com stepped outside of the church that he lived in on the island looking for Brian.  Instead he found his friend Sundry, who was scoffing a slice of toast.

“Hello Sundry,” said Cheeky Monkey HD.Com.  “Have you seen Brian anywhere?”

“Hmhhnsmhjmms,” mumbled Sundry.

“I’m sorry I didn’t catch that. You seem to have a mouthful of toast. ”  Sundry swallowed his delicious burnt bread.

“I said that I can’t answer you yet because my mouth is full of toast.”  Cheeky Monkey HD.Com rolled his luxurious eyes at the very thought of the Vaudevillian-style routine that he’d unexpectedly found himself embroiled in.  He looked around for All, to see if he could get a straight answer from him, but it seemed he was still splashing around in the ocean.

“So are you ready to answer now?” enquired Cheeky Monkey HD.Com.  “I really don’t have time for this, the Mushroom Cow is getting further away with every second we waste.

“Well, I am ready to answer,” he replied.  “But, unfortunately, it’s now the end of the chapter.”

Cheeky Monkey HD.Com sighed.

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