The Minecraft – Cheeky Monkey HD.Com’s magnificent spaceship – landed gracefully on the surface of whatever planet this was that they were landing on.  Cheeky Monkey HD.Com didn’t know the name of the planet, but he wasn’t sure whether that was because it didn’t have a name or whether it was just that he didn’t know it.  In many ways, this was irrelevant: they were here to fight and fight alone. 

There hadn’t been much chatter aboard The Minecraft after they’d found out that they’d be facing off against The Hulk.  Even Tony Stark, the notorious bighead and loud-mouth, had been suspiciously quiet.  Spidey had made a few of his trademark quips in order to relieve the tension, but to be honest, they’d fallen a little flat.  But now they had landed and it was time to get down to business; the business of scrapping.

“Right, guys,” said Cheeky Monkey HD.Com, “It’s time to get ‘down’ to business.”

“Righty-o,” replied Spider-Man, cheerfully.  Tony remained silent, so Spidey gave him a nudge, which wasn’t easy through his armour.

“I’ve already got my own business,” piped up Tony, snarkily.  “Stark Enterprises.  You may have heard of it.”

“Yes, I have heard of it,” Cheeky Monkey HD.Com scoffed.  “And I’ve also heard how you’ve run it into the ground, only to be superseded by *cough* Parker Industries.”  Spider-Man/Peter Parker was glad that his full-face mask covered both his blushes and his impish grin.  As Tony had the front of his helmet open, there was no disguising his righteous humiliation.

“Well, I’ve had enough of this,” snapped Tony.  “I’m going off to batter the Hulk so we can get off this goshforsaken rock.”  And off he stomped.  Spidey gasped, whilst Cheeky Monkey HD.Com chuckled.

“Rather you than me, brother,” Cheeky Monkey HD.Com opined.  “Rather you than me.”

To be continued…

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