Hi Guys, it’s me, Cheeky Monkey HD.Com, here.  Or should that be: “Hi Guys, it’s me, Britain’s Got Talent Champion 2017, Cheeky Monkey HD.Com, here.”?  

Do any of you guys out there know the application procedure for Britain’s Got Talent?  As you may have guessed for my opening paragraph, I’m thinking of applying. More than that, I think I can win.

“But Cheeky Monkey HD.Com,” I hear you ask. “What’s your talent going to be?”

Mobile gaming of course!! I think that the GBP (Great British Public) are sick of singers, dance troops and funky dogs, and are finally ready to embrace the idea of someone (me) playing SimCity BuildIt on stage and providing an informative, yet entertaining commentary.  Surely the likes of Simon Cowell, Dave Walliams, Aleesha Dixon and Melb are crying out for the future to pop up on stage and slap the cobwebs off of their established idea of entertainment.  Wouldn’t Ant ‘N Dec appreciate someone operating very much on their ‘level’? I think so, and I’m willing to back this “thought” to the hilt.

So, come on, guys, let me know how to apply and I’ll do this thing for all of us.