Hi Guys, it’s me, Cheeky Monkey HD.Com, here. 

You may remember that yesterday I wrote a post about my concerns about hit internet sensation “Pokemon Go”.  If you don’t remember that then you can read it and then remember it by clicking here.

Well, after writing that insightful piece I stopped, thought about it, and realised that I was being ridiculous.  There’s no possible way that a Pokemon game could be dangerous. I vowed right there and then to get involved in the craze that’s, quite literally, sweeping the globe.

Houston, I had a problem.

It seems that the titular “Pokemon Go” isn’t actually available in the UK, which is the place where I am currently based.  What manner of wizardry is this? It’s as if the mobile gaming gods are looking down from above me (in their silicon heaven) and sneering, laughing and jeering.  It’s not a nice feeling.

I can only assume that they feel that I’m not making enough YouTube gaming videos, and for this I must raise my hand and say: “yes”.

Stay tuned, I must atone for my sins.